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l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

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When someone is getting accused for something you did

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nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

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indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

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unimpressed2chainz:

male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need

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wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

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wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

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